passing lane blindness

doing the speed limit or LESS! in the (left or) passing lane!
an individual unable to perceive the line of cars behind him/her, hugging their bumper; trying to tell them something.

GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY! YOU DUMB ASS!! -camp on a toilet!!! -makes one long for a james bond car!!! to 'fix' the problem!, ignorance; total non-understanding of ones' status relating to driving techniques.! STUPIDITY!!

that stupid ass has the passing lane blindness, what a dumb mother-fuck!! -might as well get out and walk!!

he has the passing lane blindness, and doesn't notice the tractor-trailer up his ass!!

by michael foolsley December 10, 2009

Turd in a Blender

What you feel like when you get up early in the morning and go to work work hard and get home late.
Same as hammered turd.

This has been such a hard week. I'm so tired. I feel like a turd in a blender.

by CedricDoodlehopper November 13, 2013

blinded

Going by the way something seems and not what's actually possible. Unable to see what is right in front of you because of pre-existing thoughts or ideas you may have. 2Pac used this word a lot.

Perhaps I was blind to the facts, stabbed in the back/
and in my mind I'm a blind man doin time/
we took a minus, and now the hard times are behind us, turned to a plus, now we stuck, livin blinded/ - 2Pac

by dudubrown November 4, 2006

God's Blind Spot

Any place that holds absolutely no redeeming qualities of any sort. Celebrated for its high concentration of homemade alcoholic beverages, monster truck rallies, spousal abuse and a thriving methamphetamine industry; God's Blind Spot is a dead zone which is easily identified by being filled to the brim with every form of degenerate, depraved and socially perverse individual ever created. God's Blind Spot can be found on any map, with names such as New Jersey, Alabama, or Missouri. Substitue the proper names for states with the term 'God's Blind Spot' freely.

Visit beautiful, scenic 'God's Blind Spot,' home of the St. Louis Cardinals, tractor pulls and the occasional race-related lynching.

by The Holmes September 7, 2005

Baby Blender

A blender made to blend babies into small pieces.

Last night Kyle and Isaac use the Baby Blender to blend up some babies.

by BigIman January 3, 2010

Blind Gorilla

Before conjugal relations are begun between man and woman, male shaves off a portion or entire pubic hair region and sets aside until later. After completing the act and depositing semen on the female's face, pubic hairs are blown onto her jism covered face where they stick. The male then tosses the woman out of bed and yells "Blind Gorilla Biach!"

You know Betty... Yeah i gave her a mean blind gorilla last tuesday.

by Joshuamatic July 30, 2008

Blind Fire

When a man puts his testicles on a girl's eyes so she can't see, she the proceeds to give the man a hand job and try's to call out where the semen will land.

Tom: Dude she blind fired me last night.

Paul: No way? where did she call it?

Tom: Right arm of the sofa, she was right.

by Erobica June 17, 2010