mini blind

when a facial goes wrong and hits a girl in the eye!

my gf is scared of getting mini blinds!

by ur dumb November 29, 2004

moosehorn blind hammer

when a man is drivin a jeep and a girl is ridin his shaft and he drives into a pole!

last night i gave my girl a (moosehorn blind hammer), she needed surgery after that

by poldfghhh February 10, 2010

Sneaky Blind

When you get torque! or sniped blind in the head in gears of war.

(Marrru) Let me get torch! so i can sneaky blind him.

by SneakyB January 22, 2010

Kettle-Blind

A form of denial about oneself that allows someone to be extremely hypocritical. It refers to the old saying about the pot calling the kettle "black"

I can't believe Roseanne Barr called me fat. She is kettle-blind.

by MonkeyWings August 6, 2010

coffee-blind

a word used to describe the experience of sensory blindness associated with the moments between waking and having the first cup of java

"I was coffee-blind as I walked to the kitchen, tripping over my cat and stumbling toward the coffee cups, crashing into the wall and hoping for a Starbucks ambulance to arrive with a coffee IV."

by Word Ganesha October 25, 2011

whisky-blind

So drunk (having only drunk whisky) that one is temporarily blind.

"I was whisky-blind last night, staggering home at five."

by Schopenhauer-Lowell November 5, 2013

vagina blinders

When a man wants vagina so bad that's all he could see.
Definition by Boomer

My friend had such a bad case of vagina blinders that he didn't even notice she had a husband and two kids he just hit it.

by Boom5798 April 18, 2014