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Clammy Anus 

Unlike Swamp Ass where your entire ass is wet from sweat, Clammy Anus can be described as moist and sticky and only surrounding the rectum with some possible migration down to the taint. Where Swamp Ass occurs due to heat or heavy activity and smells mostly like BO, Clammy Anus is the result of seepage due to sickness or flatulence. The odor, while more subtle, is the combination of sick and poo. Not pleasant. Chaffing is less likely with Clammy Anus, but the sticky nature makes wiping ones ass more difficult as the paper is very likely to stick and tear along the affected area.

In general, you can imagine clams left out at room temperature for too long to describe the feel and smell of Clammy Anus.
After drinking too much last night and not feeling well today I was suffering from a classic case of Clammy Anus.
Clammy Anus by Lewes Kram December 28, 2012
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furnace anus 

The overindulgence of too many vindaloos (or other spicy food), too much cheap beer, or by incerting obects covered in tabasco sauce into the anus(see Mexican Starfish) causing extreme discomfort whilst taking a poo.
Too much spicey food could cause furnace anus
furnace anus by ticktokk April 20, 2014
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DMZ anus 

The time period after a huge shit where it is near impossible to sit down
Loren: I knew I couldn't have leftover Chipotle for breakfast. I'll have DMZ anus until tomorrow
DMZ anus by dankest of teh dank February 6, 2015

my anus is wide open for you 

Person 1: Hey! Can you lend me a helping hand?
Person 2: My anus is wide open for you..
Person 2: (making it much worse) Please come in, and take a seat.

Alabama Anus Buster 

When u insert a jack hammer into ur partners poop tunnel and it comes out the front end and you get the remains and feed em to ur dog and proceed to have inntercours while ur partners slowly dies
Aye what's up jusiah I had to call an ambulance after I hit that chick with tha Alabama Anus Buster
Alabama Anus Buster by Hurdle season November 30, 2016

Claim My Anus 

Where you Slap someones anus the other person says CLAIM MY ANUS
man:you like huh *spanks da booty*
girl:uhhh ohh yea CLAIM MY ANUS
Claim My Anus by GamingPlus August 23, 2016

gae gaping anus energy 

Guy One: Austin has a big dick but you’d never guess it
Guy Two: yeah he has total gae gaping anus energy