ur big fat anus

A very big anus. Basically it.

Oh, ur anus can certainly be used as, 'ur big fat anus' lol :).

by Floof26 June 1, 2022

anus corking cat raper

The act of shoving a firecracker in a cats asshole, lighting the firecracker, butt raping the cat, cuming on its nostrils, flicking its scrotum, and finally watch it limp away to see shit fly from its anus.

Whoa man! Your grandma is an anus corking cat raper, she came on my cats nostrils and everything.

by Bobby jack butt snack October 5, 2009

gae gaping anus energy

The complete opposite of big dick energy

Guy One: Austin has a big dick but you’d never guess it
Guy Two: yeah he has total gae gaping anus energy

by Reece David Cooper Helland September 30, 2018

dirty frosty mexican anus

When you bum fuck your mother and she shits on your penis causing you to sneeze all over her tits and then she orgasms inside your sister making a triple anus gangbang. then your daddys mother comes and sucks your penis whilst your dad sticks his penis up your arse then covers it in whipped cream before he proceeds to eat out your booty and then you accidentally make a retarded baby who shits actual physical bricks and then you accidentally fuck your sister senseless. To conclude you are heartbroken as you turn gay

ah shite i accidentally gave my neigbours step sister a dirty frosty mexican anus whilst eating a taco

by Ohio the Gggggreat February 13, 2019

sad anus loser, i go in

A quote from the show Brooklyn Nine-Nine from when Jake had to unscramble a word to continue with a case while his Fiancé was in the pub with her celebrity crush (played by Melissa Fumero's, Amy Santigo, husband)

It unscrambles to the Film / Book Dangerous Liaisons.

Guy: Solve this puzzle, Sad anus loser, I go in
Jake: Ok these feel kind of aimed.

by 0ofinatior6009 March 26, 2019

slip n' bleed from the anus

Is what they should have called the slip n' slide, would have been fun if dad checked for rocks.

Dane: "watch this ma'" *pttth, NOOOOOO! AHHHH!!!

by Nick May 7, 2005

Chief Poke-His-Anus

A gay homosexual term used to define Philip Johnson.

Philip Johnson was elected Chief Poke-His-Anus for being the gayest kid in our class.

by imnotcoreybienski May 28, 2011