Crap Weasels!

An expression of displeasure. Something you could substitute for Oh shit!, if there are chitlens present.

Franny: 'Hey Zoey I just found you ipod-guess where it was?'
Zoey: 'Where?'
Franny: 'In the toilet....'
Zoey:'Crap Weasels!'
Chitlen: hahaha aunt Zoey just said crap weasels!

by Incandescent_2 September 4, 2006

screaching weasel

pounding your hairy penis into into a vagina or anus and recieving an orgasm of a high pitch

last night i pounded her so hard i got a screaching weasel

by MOTORHEAD!!! November 23, 2006

Stink Weasel

Uncircumsized Penis

Mike has a huge Stink Weasel

by Big Head Mike June 17, 2009

Shit weasel

A phrase normally utilized to expressing aggravation toward someone you are well aquainted with.

"Hey shit weasel! Were the fuck did you put the nutella?"

by poshloster 3000 January 1, 2012

Weasel Wardancer

noun - Admin of the Free-Oldies board, which sucks because it's French, and the members are lame.

"Weasel Wardancer is french..."

by AnatomyIsDestiny March 16, 2004

weasel dink

a nice hard, hot, wet dick that weasel's in and out of a pussy the proper way

Man, do I like when he does me with his weasel dink.

when I talk about getting fucked properly to my girlfriends...

by nishta January 26, 2008

punishing the weasel

to pleasure oneself manually (male)

Mother cought me punishing the weasel, when I showed her the mess he made, she gave him a slap too!

by shoe booty December 24, 2008