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weasel season

The time of year, usually in the summer, when men decide it is their time to return into your life and use various social media platforms to make their way back in and bring themselves closer to you. Could be a hometown hook up looking for yet another summer fling or an old hook up who just remembered you existed and wants another taste of you.
Jerry just snapped me for the first time in a year and its been forever since we've hooked up... this must mean weasel season is approaching.

OMG! I've gotten so many DMs from old flings. IT"S WEASEL SEASON BABY!!
weasel season by BethanyWeasel June 13, 2018

Weasel spray 

The fictitious spray one uses to rid itself of a completely dirty, nasty, cheating person who often looms around the office.
Hand me the weasel spray. I was just in a meeting with Jennifer and her remnants are still here.
Weasel spray by Respn April 22, 2017

Weasel Stew 

Menu item at the Princess Restaurant in Frostburg, Md., conceived in 2000 after the Washington Redskins broke their training-camp lease with the local college. Jack Kent Cooke and Maryland lawmakers had worked out a 10-year, $331,000-per-year deal, designed to bring tourist dollars to western Maryland, as part of the agreement that brought the Redskins to Prince George’s County. Shortly after buying the team, Redskins Owner Dan Snyder defaulted on the deal so he could hold training camp at Redskins Park, where he charged $10 admission and $10 parking. In 2001, Snyder paid the school $750,000 to settle the matter. The school used the money to establish an endowment named for Cooke.
There's nothing better than watching the Redskins lose while eating a bowl of Weasel Stew.
Weasel Stew by NemoDC February 26, 2011

weasel stank 

When a person pours on the cheap colgne or perfume and thinks they smell fine.
Holy Buckets! Jane's back to using that weasel stank again. Damn.
weasel stank by Digger September 21, 2005

Weasel Snoop 

Verb: to probe or explore, without consent, an anus or crevice similar to a weasel searching for food.
I swear woman if you don't do the dishes I'm going to weasel snoop you.
Weasel Snoop by not yos April 13, 2011

Weasel Slapper 

A male that chronically masturbates to internet porn. Typically unemployed, lives with parents and can't otherwise function without his dick in his hand.
Carl's a weasel slapper. He doesn't work, lives at home with mommy and faps all day to like 10 different porn site accounts.