torpedo turd

A (usually large) turd that lands head first in the drain part of the toilet, half of it already disappearing into the drain.

I started the day with a perfect torpedo turd and launched that baby right out to sea. I am the Captain of the Bathroom!

by ia52601 April 28, 2014

turd burglar

The Hamburglar's more fetid and vastly less successful predecessor.

I thought the McCrappy Meal cam with a Turd Burglar toy...

by AngryChegro July 10, 2003

Frosted Turd

The sperm-covered feces expelled from the anus immediatley following butt sex.

Sweet dude, I just took a frosted turd.

by Joey Orgler 3 August 24, 2008

turd burglar

One who burgles turds

My cat took a crap and the dog ate it...he sure is a turd burglar

by baldylocks1976 January 29, 2005

Turd

The best and most offensive insult you can call anyone, in all situations

What a complete and utter turd

by Diccyc December 16, 2004

turd hustling

A person who scavenges truck stop restrooms for left over dumps in hopes of finding lost treasure. examples: peanuts, corn, gum, hairballs, drug filled condoms

Matt was disappointed when his turd hustling expedition at the neighborhood Stuckys left him empty handed.

by AdaMeaux March 1, 2009

miracle turd

when you unload a turd from your asshole and the turd is so perfect that it comes out of your cheeks so elegantly that you do not have to wipe. it is so simple yet elegant.

oh my god i was at KFC and i totally just released a miracle turd

by CHICKYDUDE December 17, 2009