funk factor

A numerical rating system given to the smell of vagina's 1 being socially acceptable; 10 demanding immediate cleansing whether by douching or pressure washing

Damn girl, when is the last time you washed that thing your funk factor is off the charts!

by AdaMeaux March 01, 2009

turd hustling

A person who scavenges truck stop restrooms for left over dumps in hopes of finding lost treasure. examples: peanuts, corn, gum, hairballs, drug filled condoms

Matt was disappointed when his turd hustling expedition at the neighborhood Stuckys left him empty handed.

by AdaMeaux March 01, 2009

brown balls

A condition that occurs when a man wipes back to front smearing shit on the ball sack

No girl would give J.P. head due to horrific smell coming from his brown balls

by AdaMeaux March 01, 2009

yuck mouth

That taste you get in your mouth when you realize that the really cool set of bagpipes you found in your grandma's bathroom closet and wrapped your lips around was in fact her vintage douche bag.

Andrew still has the yuck mouth to this day from playing grandmas bagpipes

by AdaMeaux March 03, 2009