baldylocks1976's definitions

turd burglar

One who burgles turds

My cat took a crap and the dog ate it...he sure is a turd burglar

by baldylocks1976 January 29, 2005

rectal explosion

What takes place in the bathroom the morning after eating Mexican food and beer
hershey squirts

Don't go in there, I just set off a rectal explosion!

by baldylocks1976 January 29, 2005

Loose

Auto racing term used to describe a condition when the rear of the vehicle is not gripping the track

Earnhardt's car was a little loose coming out of turn 2

by baldylocks1976 January 29, 2005

Tight

Auto racing term describing a condition when the vehicle is very hard to turn

Jeff Gordon scraped the wall exiting turn 2 because he sucks, but he thinks his car is too tight

by baldylocks1976 January 29, 2005

swamp box

Unpleasant smelling women's genitals

That dirty bitch has the mad swamp box

by baldylocks1976 January 29, 2005