mccrappy

An adjective used to describe something that is below par, or sucks.

This English assignment is mccrappy!

by morrison117 September 21, 2010

McCrapper

A restroom facility at a McDonald's restaurant. Travelers who need to pee (or crap) frequently do so at McDonald's and enter the restaurant solely for this purpose, without buying any food.

Thank God there's a McDonald's at the next exit. I really have to use the McCrapper!

by m0101 November 18, 2013

McCrapples

The by-product of the near uncontrollable need to to find a toilet after the consumption of McDonalds. May occur to anybody of any age at any time, but is most common the morning after an evening of heavy alcohol intake. Also commonly seen in children, especially during road trips. Side effects include gas and cramping.

Kid: (in car) MOMMY! MOMMY! Pull the car over! I need a bathroom!
Mother: what's wrong? are you going to pee in your pants?
Kid: NO!!! My McCrapples are slipping! HURRY!!

example #2
Dude 1: Nothing hits the spot like McDonalds after a night like that!
Dude 2: Ya Man! We closed that joint- Yikes! Gotta run! I've got to drop McCrapples!
Dude 1: Bathroom is thataway!

by rpoo June 20, 2010

Turdie McCrappeton

A fat, stinky dude who is either constipated or suffering from diarrhea at any given time. He lives in a trailer right next to the Pottery Barn and has 4 cats living in his house.

Turdie McCrapperton likes to touch on little girls

by RatchetBoo June 2, 2003