Turtle Todd

A professional driver,usually much slower than the others. Reaching a height of of 5 foot, most sit on a phone book or booster chair while driving. Known for leaving some of their loads on highways & interstates as a way to find there way back. Very competitive although always loses. Always wanting to be employee of the month but only ever achieving runner-up.

Look at Turtle Todd he thinks he's going to win

by Hjm1979 June 24, 2021

Turtle toes

Turtle toes are just like idk turtle tors

“Bro your absolute turtle toes”

by Aria8======3 October 13, 2021

Turtle

The turtle is the breathable, fuckable and nutable daddy pet. It is so horny all the time, just by looking at it i cream so hard. Their booty checks are all ways so round, big and smooth. If you walk on the beach in somalia you could easily get raped by one. But its so nice to be raped by one.

The turtle was so horny

by ganggang6ix9ine January 26, 2022

Turtle Up

To go on the defensive. To make oneself incapable of harm or damage.

Can be used in a literal or figurative sense.

1. When losing the game, he chose to turtle up, giving himself an opportunity to comeback.

2. The opposing boxer decided to turtle up and wait for the striker to tire himself out before striking back.

by Finest Gentleman June 15, 2022

turtle head

When a dick is so small, that it appears it to look like a turtles head poking out of its shell.

Boy 1: Man, my balls are really cold right now.

Boy 2: Yeah, same. I hate when I a get turtle head

by MedicatedSloth July 13, 2022

Tortless

The absence of tort; a commonly misheard phrase during a Goku quote

“you ruthless, tortless, bastard!”

by Pogmanplayz November 12, 2022

Turbo Turtle

Someone who is extremely slow, yet known to be ingenious. Refers to how amazing they are, but how they could be stupid also.

"I don't get it....."
"You're such a turbo turtle!"

by Bekah Lindow March 21, 2009