top tube

The section of a bike frame that connects the head tube (where the forks go) with the seat tube (where the seat post goes). Usually 20-21 inches on a BMX bike. A shorter top tube generally means a shorter wheelbase, therefore making the front end easier to lift. Flatland frames commonly have shorter top tubes (~18.5") for ease of maneuvering. A tall rider may find bruised knees as a result of a top tube being too short.

Jack: Yo, my top tube is 22 inches!
Jill: Compensating for something?
Jack: Blow me.

<James winces as the cross brace collides with his junk>
Jeremy: HAHAHA! That's what you get for trying a flatland trick!
<James moans>
James: Yeah, I was looking into a flatland frame with a shorter top tube...
Jeremy: Panzy.

by Goedrik May 26, 2008

Top 5 fart brands

5) the Lays potato chip fart. Farts that smell like someone just opened a bag of Lays potato chips. 4) the broccoli fart. 3)the bean fart. Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat the more you toot. 2) the infamous egg fart! 1)the raw sewage fart. These farts literally smell like you are driving by a porto potty storage lot.

The Top 5 fart brands were ranked according to a comprehensive study conducted by researchers at some shithole research facility in Tijuana Mexico.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone August 20, 2018

Top cat

Absolute classic cartoon from …

Oh not that Top cat

Roof Top Kat … at it again ..

Wonder what her view is like staring down at me …

She can see the sket too …

And fence terminator

3 heads of snake together in spirit

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Humanity

Ladies

What a fucking joke …

What do you tell your husbands before you fuck them ?

Dirty souls hanging out to dry …

Top cat ..

Not me ..

No big ting ..

by LetsTalkAboutX February 6, 2023

Top Hoe

A pimp's worse girl, she's the top because she's about to get pimp slapped for not making the money. Opposite of a bottom bitch.

Karla is my top hoe at the moment, she'll learn after a week or two. She'll be my bottom bitch in no time.

by loltoofunny April 14, 2011

top hat monocle position

Sexual position in which a top hat and monocle are used. The imagination is used to make for a kinky sexual enviroment. A very passionate and energetic sex position. A higher class position

oh so you did the top hat monocle position

by Bobozegreat August 14, 2010

top girl

The most often requested and highest earning prostitute in a pimp's stable.

Mary was top girl in Jacko's stable until she eloped with that idiot Hans.

by Blizzardguy September 16, 2017

top notch

good, perfect, better than the last...

comes from when people put notches on their bed when they have sex with people, the last is always better than the one before. so its TOP NOTCH

That player was top notch at her game today.

by Samantha1992 February 18, 2008