Cock teasing

Its when you are jerking off but you dont come.You're jerking and you feel yourself about to nut and you stop yourself.Then you start jerking again.Then you stop.

Woman in bed to Man:Are you jerking off.

Man:Nope.Just cock teasing.

Woman:Ohh.Goodnight.

Man:Goodnight.

by Jason acer July 8, 2011

don't tase me bro

What a rude, camera hogging hippie screams when the cops put a couple thousand volts through his sorry ass when he won't comply. One such hippie, Andrew Meyer, immortalized these very words when cops at the University of Florida zapped the SOB cause he refused to leave when told to. Rather than follow the rules for the discussion, Meyer used profane words, which he knew would result in the mic being cut off, so he could grab a few lines for his lame-ass online rants. He's more of a tabloid style journalist than a proper one, the type that has to create news instead of reporting it. Anyone who says he wasn't resisting the cops hasn't seen the video. Jumping up and down like a fucking jack rabbit(or in his case, jack ass) and trying to force your way back to the mic isn't what you would call cooperative behavior. End result: one slightly crispy hippie. Questioning authority is a good thing, but doing it just for it's own sake and the chance to get attention is a waste of air and taking up the time for legitimate anti-establishment people.

Cops: Sir you need to leave.
Me: fuck you im exercising my right to free speech so i can get attention and pussy from the hippie chicks.
(cop pulls out taser)
Me: Oh shit!!! Don't tase me bro!

by Eviljack78 October 15, 2007

don't tase me, bro

Phrase used by young white Americans to laugh about how their human rights are regularly stomped on and ignored, as they piss it all away in a drunken stupor, because for now they're safe from the shit that everyone else in the world has to go through.... for now....

"Hey man, did you see that guy say 'don't tase me, bro'?? Man, that was almost as funny as when they killed Martin Luther King, killed those people in Waco and killed those college kids in Ohio! Let's drink some beer, eat some red meat and laugh at everyone who isn't fat, white, rich or American!"

by osibisa November 21, 2007

teaser tex

n. digital flirtation that does not yield any physiological reward.
(v. teaser text)

"What ever happened with Him/Her?"

"Nothin', it was just teaser tex."

by Effemelle April 8, 2009

Teasebag

an adjective referring a girl that teases you soo much but really doesn't wanna have sex with you

Joe. Yo bro have you hit the home run yet with that one girl
bob.. who angie? man she always gets in my bed with me and never wants to do anything.
Joe. Does she strip before she gets in the bed?
bob. well ya but no sex though
joe ..oh man. what a teasebag dont waste your time with her man

by Mufasasdad January 24, 2011

Pillow Teamed

Being hassled by one manager when you were actually having a dispute with another manager. For this term to apply, the managers must be sleeping together.

I had an argument with Sally yesterday and this morning Bob called me into his office. They pillow teamed me.

by chickenladyloveslife1976 May 5, 2012

Goblin Teasmaid

Not, as commonly supposed, an automatic timer controlled tea making device from the 1970s, but a specialised role amongst the household servants of the 1870s.

Lord Limpwick retired to his room where he summoned young Fanny Hornblower, his faithful Goblin Teasmaid.

by Andy Carter March 26, 2004