Steamed Dumpling

That turd which is dropped in the toilet during the time that one's friend/roommate/partner, etc. is in a nice hot shower, thus filling the steamy room with heavy poo stench.
This is usually the result of unfortunate timing, but can be used with malicious intent.

1. "Honey! I know you're in the shower, but I really need to use the toilet. This is an emergency!"
"No! Don't you dare give me the steamed dumpling!"
"Sorry."

2. "It was so funny this morning...Pablo was in the shower and I snuck in and dropped the worst steamed dumpling. It didn't hit him till after I'd already made it out the door."
"Yeah! High Five!"

by Crankshaw September 28, 2009

Dutch Steamer

a Dutch Steamer is performed by walking up to the shower while your old lady is steamin' up and simply farting into her area and closing her off from getting out. Then letting her enjoy the smell of your anus/rectum for at least 30 seconds.

"Dude Drake really pulled a Dutch Steamer on Betty last night! She told me it was the best she's ever had!"

by Dr. Ake. December 9, 2009

Garrity Steamer

When a male releases his bowels upon the chest of another male that must be over 300 pounds and then proceeds to make love to their chest.

Mike Adams gave a Garrity Steamer to his boyfriend last Saturday night.

by Garrity Steamer April 4, 2010

scrame

Past tense of "to scream"

She scrame after i did something wrong

by Dolphinfan June 24, 2004

steamer

A sailor who works hard all day, then hits the beach and drinks until 2am. He then gets up at six am, and does it all over again.

A steamer sailor is a happy sailor.

by geinman February 2, 2013

strategery

Any and all elements regarding, for example, the act of strategy and its planning, execution, etc.

"Strategery....that should actually be a word!"
-me

by Dave January 16, 2004

JG Steamer

When you spray diarrhea in your brother's face

My brother and I were playing around last night and I got him with the JG Steamer!

by bumbobway May 25, 2006