geinman's definitions

Lady GaGa

The new Madonna

Lady Gaga is Madonna's clone.

by geinman June 2, 2011

steamer

A sailor who works hard all day, then hits the beach and drinks until 2am. He then gets up at six am, and does it all over again.

A steamer sailor is a happy sailor.

by geinman February 2, 2013

buggery

Any sexual act other than normal intercourse. The term is derived from the Bogomils, a late Middle Ages sect who believed that creating children was a sin, and practiced any sexual action which prevented conception. They were eventually wiped out by The Church.

The Bogomils practiced buggery.

by geinman March 12, 2013

bum puncher

A slang (and usually derogatory) term for a homosexual. It was used by Stephen King in hi novel "It".

In "IT", a policeman states; "On the subject of bum punchers I'm neutral."

by geinman May 1, 2013

godzooka

An enormous penis.

"John has a really giant godzooka!"

by geinman May 21, 2013

Frankenstein

An invention, creation, or idea which quickly spins out of control and becomes a disaster.

That new computer program turned into a real Frankenstein.

by geinman June 13, 2013

Iphigenia

Daughter of Agamemnon who was to be sacrificed at Aulis due to her father's angering of the goddess Artemis. At the second the knife fell, Artemis whisked her away and placed a stag in her place. The goddess took her to the land of the Taurans, where she became a priestess. Many years later, she played a major part in the redemption of her brother, Orestes.

Iphigenia was lured to Aulis by the promise of a marriage to Achilles.

by geinman June 14, 2013