purple squirrel 

A heroin users bowel movement is often called a "purple squirrel". After the intravenous injection of heroin, your poops are long, fluffy and yes, a purple bluish color.

Rod, are you using that shit again? You just left another purple squirrel in the toilet without flushing! Rod.. um Rod?

purple squirrel by pearly March 21, 2012

Curb Squirrel 

Skateboard enthusiasts that often skate around parking lots and sidewalks. Called ‘squirrels’ because of their habits of running out in front of cars, much like their rodent counterparts do.

"Damn curb squirrel skated out in front of me again!"

"Ehh, Just hit 'em…"

Curb Squirrel by Neko! May 19, 2005

Fuzzy Squirrel 

A fuzzy squirrel is when a female who has an extremely hairy pussy has sex with a guy and pokes at the penis putting it in and out. The motion of this move is similar to that of a squirrel nibbling on nuts.

Yo bro that chick gave me a fuzzy squirrel last night, it was amazing.

Fuzzy Squirrel by Seahawk Kid April 30, 2011

Dirt Squirrel

1. a female of questionable character
2. a female with a scandalous sexual past
3. a dirty dirty slut

'that fem be a dirt squirrel'
'that girl is a dirt squirrel for sure!'

Dirt Squirrel by whiskymack January 9, 2004

Purple Squirrel 

To have a sexual fantasy about a small, promiscuous mammal.

Yesterday, I dozed off and had a purple squirrel over a raccoon dressed as Tina Turner!

Purple Squirrel by Che'Brophy November 17, 2013

Alabaster Flying Squirrel 

when your younger sister is having a slumber party with all of her friends downstairs, and from the banister of the stairs you fire a load you’ve been saving since you heard of your sister’s Saturday night plans onto each of her friends from a height of approximately 8-12 feet.

Sarah had a slumber party last night and I gave each of her friends an Alabaster Flying Squirrel.

Alabaster Flying Squirrel by yellowjacket34 March 27, 2008

plumbing squirrel 

The act of inserting your nut into her vagina, performed during doggy-style anal sex.

"Dude, she finally let me give her the plumbing squirrel last night."

plumbing squirrel by Harman February 10, 2005