salt-o-matic

1.Rich in salt, 'salt-filled', generally used to describe particularly salty popcorn. Originally used by Mr. Pete Reed, comedic, slang term for salty
2.Product that creates salt. From water. Salt!

"This popcorn is salt-o-matic! - I'm going to die early!"

by Micko!! December 3, 2003

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salt the fields

Usage of birth control pills.

Too bad Candy didn't salt the fields, or else she might not have birthed three ugly illegitimate children.

by ComradeAndrew July 20, 2008

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Spalt • spalty • spalta • Spalted • Spalten • salt • Salt Shaker • Salted • saltine • Salt Line

salt and pepper head

Someone with both dandruff and lice.

Amy:Why are you breaking up with me?
Jack:Your hygiene is horrible. Your salt and pepper head is gross.

by Brookeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee January 18, 2010

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Salt

When your GM turns your level of hate past disgusting, or bitterness, etc.

My Salt level was raised to max when the GM turned me into a werewolf.

by Thedore July 1, 2016

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salt lord

People who frequently or constantly try to make anyone salty for their own sadistic pleasure.

E.g: Practically anyone who uses some form of social media.

Salt lord annoys someone*

Salty person says something out of irritation/anger to salt lord*

Salt lord: Oooooo, someone's sounds or looks really sallltyyy... Good, your saltiness, and anguish sustains meeee...

by YRU still alive! October 10, 2016

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