salt the fields

Too bad Candy didn't salt the fields, or else she might not have birthed three ugly illegitimate children.
by ComradeAndrew June 03, 2007
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snake poncho

Tommy was an idiot and forgot to wear a snake poncho. Now Erica is pregnant.
by ComradeAndrew December 18, 2006
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