snake poncho

Slang term for a condom.

Tommy was an idiot and forgot to wear a snake poncho. Now Erica is pregnant.

by ComradeAndrew December 11, 2008

salt the fields

Usage of birth control pills.

Too bad Candy didn't salt the fields, or else she might not have birthed three ugly illegitimate children.

by ComradeAndrew July 20, 2008