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social media faker 

A person who posts things on social media, looking like she/he has the most awesome life ever, looking like she/he is very popular and/or looking like they're really hot. But in real life they are nothing more than a plain person, or even just a loser.
The social media faker can go pretty far with trying to look awesomer than they are in real life. things such as making fake accounts and using it following themselves, commenting and liking het posts, use certain like/follow apps that get them more likes and followers.
But also just changing their outer appearance by editing their pictures -too much- or talking like they're highclass
Did you see Nora's new post?

Yeah she's such a Social Media Faker.
social media faker by Tigercute January 11, 2016
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Social Nuke 

(v.) Someone annoying you so much by being stupid that you, purposefully on non-purposefully, project your negative feelings onto their friends and isolate them as punishment.
"Shut up; don't make me social nuke you."
"It took me 3 months to recover from that social nuking."

Social Buffalo 

1. A nice person who tries to be a 'Social Butterfly', i.e. someone with the ability to be sociable or friendly with everyone, flitting from person to person in the way a butterfly might, but in a misguided attempt to be cool ends up knocking over everybody's drinks and being sick on the carpet.

2. A shitty person who claims to be a 'Social Butterfly', i.e. someone with the ability to be sociable or friendly with everyone, flitting from person to person in the way a butterfly might, but who is actually two-faced about it and tramples over people's feelings in order to achieve popularity.
1. Dammit, everything was going so well until I revealed my true clumsy nature. Why am I such a social buffalo?
2. Wow, that bitch is a social buffalo. She's nice to me in person but when she leaves she just fucking trash talks me.
Social Buffalo by KarlUrbane May 19, 2016

social mobia

Network of social media users, often anonymous, who use extreme language, express judgemental opinions and recommend punitive actions which they would not normally do offline.
Tom couldn't show his fsce for days after that twitter backlash. He was the victim of social mobia.
social mobia by voltaire59 August 13, 2016

Social Trumpism 

The survival of the richest
"Social Darwinism? Nah man, it's all about Social Trumpism. Welcome to 2016."
Social Trumpism by McJp November 11, 2016

Social Media Love

An updated version for puppy love. When you fall in love with someone's profile, chats and posts but you've never actually met them in person.
Chad: I wish that Julia wouldn't like so many guys pics cause she knows I love her and she loves me too!
Brad: Dude, you've never met her in person! You're too deep in social media love to think clearly.
Social Media Love by Storypoet November 27, 2016

social embargo 

When a group of friends decides to collectively cut off or limit contact and social interaction to a person.
"Johnny was talking shit about the group so we put a social embargo against him."
social embargo by BigFootV519 January 2, 2017