Social Media Love

An updated version for puppy love. When you fall in love with someone's profile, chats and posts but you've never actually met them in person.

Chad: I wish that Julia wouldn't like so many guys pics cause she knows I love her and she loves me too!
Brad: Dude, you've never met her in person! You're too deep in social media love to think clearly.

by Storypoet November 27, 2016

Kanye Rant

When you or someone randomly rants about something that's entirely confusing and totally irrelevant

Friend: I'm so against PDA because it upsets baby chickens and adds to the global warming trend that only the aliens believe in.
Me: This Kanye rant is more confusing than the ending of Lost. Eat a Snickers or take a nap!

by Storypoet December 02, 2016

phay

Pronounced Faye

When your on the edge of being tipsy and totally drunk

Alice: How many drinks you've had so far?
Me: I'm phay right now so I'm at my limit

by Storypoet December 06, 2016