Definitions by WhoCaresAtThisPoint

Absenex 

A word referring to the act of having sex in absence of your partner.

“It wasn’t cheating - it was just absenex!”

Absenex by WhoCaresAtThisPoint September 4, 2017

Social Nuke 

(v.) Someone annoying you so much by being stupid that you, purposefully on non-purposefully, project your negative feelings onto their friends and isolate them as punishment.

"Shut up; don't make me social nuke you."
"It took me 3 months to recover from that social nuking."

Social Nuke by WhoCaresAtThisPoint August 26, 2016

social nuke 

(v.) The act of using covert operations to isolate someone from their friendship group(s) and turn their allies against them, usually as a form of punishment.

"I'm sorry!"
"You will be, when I social nuke you!"

"Do you remember that time you social nuked me? And I lost all my friends and it was awful?"
"I'm sorry! You were asking for it!"

social nuke by WhoCaresAtThisPoint July 12, 2016