suck me sideways 

An response to an unexpected turn of events.

Well suck me sideways, gentry made a shot during our chuch ball game!

suck me sideways by ~Tyler Durden December 28, 2005

Bi Sacksual 

Someone who alternates between paper and plastic bags at the supermarket.

Clerk: Would you like paper or plastic?

Shopper: Surprise me, I'm Bi Sacksual

Bi Sacksual by axe2grind March 14, 2009

fun sacks 

Big tits.

I want to slap around a couple of fun sacks but my wife is out of town so I will have to resort to Rosy Palm.

fun sacks by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017

No socks 

A variation of no cap but when you say something gay. Because everyone knows it's not gay if you have your socks on. No socks means it is intentionally gay. The opposite of no homo.

Hey, no socks but you are pretty cute bro.

No socks, I love Brendon Urie

No socks by Lechuga1352 July 11, 2019

socks 

things that go on your feet and should not be used otherwise.

my socks keep my FEET warm

socks by leah December 2, 2003

suck my dick obama 

What Americans think of their Fuhrer.

You can suck my dick obama!

suck my dick obama by E-Z Steve November 7, 2013

Suck my dick 

It informs people you have an erection, and wish for your penis to be sucked.

Hello young lady, would you be as so kind as to SUCK MY DICK?

Suck my dick by TeeHee June 26, 2004