Sex 

The way that woman are trying to control the world. They know that if they keep all the blood out of our brains, we won't be able to stop them. Also easiest way to have fun.

The woman keep letting us get in their pants so that they can take our money and ruin everything thats fun...well...except for sex.

Sex by Ploofy 4 December 31, 2009

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Your stupid , what idiot looks up sex on urban dictionary?! Go get a life.

Don't look up sex

sex by fuckyoAlist May 8, 2015

Sex 

When a man sticks the stiffest point of his pelvic region into a girls vagina

I came home to find my girlfriend naked on the couch. When she saw me she imeiditly demanded I eat her out. So I ate her out, then she gave me a blowjob. Then after I got hard I told her to get in doggy style. While fucking her from behind I Tony Danza'd her and she liked it!
Best Sex EVER!

Sex by Who are You Today? October 23, 2010

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Harry Styles and Zayn Malik.

Seeing Harry Styles and Zayn Malik in the same bed sleeping. Its sex to your eyes.

Sex by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmzxcv November 23, 2011

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The thing that the horny bastard looking this up will never get.

Horney teenager - "Hey I'm lifeless and watch porn every time my parents are out of the house. My friend told me about this website and the first thing I'm gonna look up is sex because just the thought of it makes my little dick hard. I hope there is pictures, because i'm never actually gonna see anything like this in my life!"

Sex by Tnthousndfsts99 October 25, 2009

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what you want to do if you are looking this up

i wanted to have sex so i told my girlfriend to meet me in the girls bathroom at 2. wen i got there she was there and we started making out with tongue. she ripped off my shirt revealing my rock hard 6 pack then she ripped off my pants and underwear revealing my rock hard 12 inch long 3 inch wide cock. she gave me a BJ while i stripped her revealing her 32 double D tits. after about 10 minutes a beautiful blond with 30 double D tits walked in and started to strip. she told me to eat her out. i gladly obliged. after 10 minutes i got up and fucked my girlfriend in pussy while she ate the blonde out. eventually i had to get some of the blonde and my gf switched roles with the blond and i eventually cummed and gave them both facials. then we left.

sex by awesomepguy January 7, 2012

Sex 

Best thing ever. End of story.

Okay, so sex is messy and unpredictable sometimes but it's still the best thing ever.

Sex by Harlan Huynh April 29, 2007