(v.) To go down to the nearest catholic girls school during ones' lunchbreak and reach orgasm, whether it be by hand or underage schoolgirl (or boy)
John has a thing for religious chicks and molesting kids. After they reported his lunchtime religious experience, he had to hide in the bushes and jack off. What he didn't know was that the local dealer used to do his thing around there, and beat he shit out of him.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004
Get the lunchtime religious experience mug.-The foundation for security.The sheilded life of which one can enjoy despite all failures or mishappenings of any kind in due to the fact that their supreme being has a purpose, a master plan, has brought life and therfore holds power to take it, and in that the promise that in all nothing is absolutely "bad". Its hope. Its freedom in a limitation. Its escape from blame. Its excuse for mentalities abilities/ exaltation.
My mother died, but in my religion there is a plan for everyone.
I cant imagine a world wihtout god, for my religion denies ability.
I cant imagine a world wihtout god, for my religion denies ability.
by Defamed_Enlightenment April 7, 2003
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A southern expression for losing your temper.
Losing patience.
Losing your faith.
In someone or something.
Losing patience.
Losing your faith.
In someone or something.
by AlanaLii March 14, 2012
Get the losing my religion mug.n. Often church-oriented, it is a means to control the masses, using such promises as eternal life, love, power, and happiness. It also involves fictional characters such as Jesus Christ, Satan, Jehova, etc. as well as fictitious places like Heaven, Hell, and Limbo.
From an objective point of view, the world leader attained his power using the fear instilling objects from organised religion.
by chaosprince676@yahoo.no May 16, 2010
Get the organised religion mug.1.)Being wrong about someone's religion purposly to be a fucking ass licker 2.) Racist towards black people 3.) Unknowning that your insulting a confrotation man of a GOD and you'll be soon friend with a lighting-thunder bolt up your ass hole.
1.)Quit calling me a Dick it's Religionously Incorrect!
2.) He's black! Damn Now I'm religionously Incorrect
3.)I had to get stiches in my ass hole causes I thought he was Jewish, and not Russian Orthodox.
2.) He's black! Damn Now I'm religionously Incorrect
3.)I had to get stiches in my ass hole causes I thought he was Jewish, and not Russian Orthodox.
by Jordan February 4, 2003
Get the Religionously Incorrect mug.Someone who tries to spread whatever religion they're in and make atheists and other religions convert through verbal threats. These people mainly target atheists due to stereotyping.
person A: There was a religion spreader was yelling to a group of atheists today.
person B: What was he saying?
person A: "If you faggots don't join my religion, the power of the Lord will strike you down and send you to hell where only Satan waits for you."
person B: Jackass
person B: What was he saying?
person A: "If you faggots don't join my religion, the power of the Lord will strike you down and send you to hell where only Satan waits for you."
person B: Jackass
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