Chia Pet

A symbol used by people into coprophilia/scatophilia similar to the way pineapples are a way to signal that one is into swinging. The organic substance used to grow the chia seeds resembles fecal matter smeared on bodies.
I thought Jim was pretty vanilla, then I saw the Chia Pet in his FetLife profile and was shocked!
by Kwabs4Real January 14, 2025
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pet sandal

say fuck it and get a pet sandal
bro i just got a pet sandal
by retarded crusader August 09, 2020
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media pet

someone who follows and believes whatever the media says and backs it up using little to no research and biased judgement.
A: Did you read that kids post on twitter?
B: Yea. He's such a media pet
by kimb5 July 07, 2014
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area 51 pet

it’s a pet you got from area 51, (nickname)
who’s that? oh her that’s rosy my grrgrrbear and my area 51 pet
by keylalc August 11, 2019
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Pet-Dog-Water-Fish

A creature that your baby grandmother would purchase.
My Pet-Dog-Water-Fish is drowning!
by thenigletniggler February 07, 2023
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Petting your dog

One of the most relaxing things you can possibly do. It releases a hormone called oxytocin, which reduces stress
Like many other Americans, I come home and pet my dog. You see, petting your dog, is one of the most relaxing things you can possibly do.
by TheConfusedPotato July 17, 2019
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petting the deer

Cover phrase used by skeezy, down-low men to excuse their primal, homoerotic indulgences in the shadows of polite company
Dick skulked off into the woods with Danny to photograph him petting the deer.
by tian647 August 28, 2013
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