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The God Who Numbers Your Days

The awareness that you need to treasure your time on this side of eternity until your last heartbeat, living a purposeful life, and not wasting your life away, complaining that life is not fair, or living dishonestly to acquiring material wealth.
If only more people were to count their blessings, be it beauty, brain, health, or wealth, there would be less comparing with, and complaining about, others—when they can tell friends and foes that “the God who numbers your days is also the One you’d remember in both good and difficult times.”
by MathPlus June 10, 2018
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number theory

a set of hypotheses that has fallen in a daze, usually out of the mental fatigue that typically follows from the excessive discussion of technicalities
We've obsessed on this physics project so long that now it's been reduced to a number theory!
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take a number

Not only should you get in line, but the line is long.
I asked that pretty girl if we could have coffee sometime and she just rolled her eyes and said "take a number".
by Think October 12, 2004
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take a number

useful when someone is complianing about a phenomenon almost every other human in the world has to endure.
A: Ah, man, I hate work!
B: Dude, take a number.
by tiffany October 15, 2004
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Scaramucci Number

A palindrome number that is divisible by 11, such as 121, 1331, and 123,456,787,654,321—a "mirror number" that is a multiple of 11.
Anthony worked at the White House for almost a Scaramucci number of hours, before he's fired.
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lucky number nine

a classic Moldy Peaches song to sing to in the car, on the computer, in school, and anywhere else.
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Newberry Springs, CA

A Small town that has no street lights because the town is so small. No one walks the streets at night because they're so dark, and a walker could be axe murdered in the night and no one would hear them scream. Homes are spread 5 miles apart, uphill both ways, and it's a great place for Polygamists Cults to exist, and prosper, because no one would know that they practice there.
Newberry Springs, CA was also the birth place of the "Boysenberry" made by Walter Knotts. Mr. Knotts, of Knotts berry Farm, also restored Calico Ghost Town in Yermo, California.
There's also a ghost that resides in Newberry Springs, in the dry lake bed, that is said to be called "The Hatchet Lady." The Hatchet Lady caught her husband cheating, and in a fit of rage she lopped off his head with a hatchet, and then committed a gory suicide in the same swing of her arm. Adolescents of Newberry Springs take pig and rabbit blood and cover the walls of the Hatchet Lady's abode, and trick other Adolescents into believing the story.
Newberry is a bad place to live, and no one should consider moving there. If you live there, get out now.
Let's go to Newberry Springs, CA!

...where?
by sokennethwasall December 28, 2008
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