ganja muffin

a muffin packed out wit ganja

me: these muffins smell good mum!!!!
my mum: motherfucka u better not b cookin any motherfuckin ganja muffins motherfucka!!!!!!!!!

by m.c June 9, 2005

Cutting Muffins

A euphemism for farting. Similar to cut the cheese or baking brownies.

Everyone thought the smell was just Greg baking brownies, when in actuality he was cutting muffins.

by eeyore57 September 3, 2004

Muffin Top

Possibly one of the sexiest things a girl can show off. Scientists spent decades calculating the "perfect waist to hip ratio" forgetting to realize that showing off slight imperfections can be far sexier than aiming for perfection.

Damn, girl I can't stop looking at that sexy muffin top!

by crazy hank June 22, 2010

Muffin' Toe

When an overweight female wears her pants too tight it creates a muffin top and a camel toe that blend together. Not a good look.

Her pants are so tight you can see her muffin' toe.

by Ilovemesumme March 28, 2009

muffin

the freakin' best kind of pastry ever made. comes in various flavors like plain, strawberry, chocolate chip, blueberry, cinnamon
strudel, etc.

dude1:hey, dude2! whatya got there ?

dude2:a muffin. its quite delicious

by frosted flakes. April 11, 2009

muffin break

Having To Take A Shit.

"Dayum Ma, I Gotta Take A Muffin Break."

by -chelly* May 27, 2007

Muffins worth

To get the full potential of something.

G-pooch: 'You going to the gym again tonight?'
T-dog: 'Yeh mate, getting my Muffins worth'

by G-pooch January 15, 2009