The Dairy Maid

When you're stroking a person's dick (they're on all fours), and right as they're about to cum, you yank on their balls like you'd yank on a cow's teat, and they "mooo!" in pain.

I gave a guy the funniest blue balls the other night, both figuratively and literaly; hit 'im with the dairy maid.
The amount of therapy he'll need after that night is gonna be expensive, but his reaction was priceless!

by Da Vincheesy August 6, 2024

Jack of all maids

A soft boi/ eff boi who gets around a lot and hangs out with many girls, being all romantic and whatnot

Oh girl, don’t hang out with him.

He’s a jack of all maids

by lucy camenia September 7, 2023

I don’t like maid hugging my mother too.

I don’t like maid hugging my mother too.

I don’t like maid hugging my mother too.

by Mmm223 November 19, 2024

Russian Milk Maid

A cocktail of vodka, buttermilk and a dash of pepper.

We bought this buttermilk and used 1/2 cup for a recipe. We can use the rest to make Russian Milk Maids.

by Autofive July 25, 2025