muff mouse

A small white instrument a women pokes up her vagina when the river is flowing red. Tampon.

Jessica needed to use the nearest loo to change her muff mouse..

by Jaydude101 November 3, 2013

cereal mouth

When you eat too much cereal, especially Cap'n Crunch or other crunchy cereals, and it cuts the roof of your mouth. This can happen with other crunchy foods such as chips as well.

I ate too much Life this morning and now I have the worst cereal mouth.

by Tayski January 5, 2015

monkey mouf

A swollen vagina that resembles that of the mouth of a primate.

When the women slipped on her tight panties you could see that she had a huge monkey mouf.

by adetrick March 18, 2015

acid mouth

The Day after a coke binge, the roof of your mouth has a burning sensation.

Damn bro I have the worst acid mouth, I think I did too much Christina last night.

by Dee420 May 14, 2015

hamster mouth

What presidential-elect Donald Trump had when he was campaigning.

If you looked at his cocksucker when he was talking, his lips would very frequently become pursed and it looked as though he were a hamster -- or even a fish at times.

Hey Carolyn!ain,trail
Trump is having this TV debate with Hillary -- you've just got to see his hamster mouth, hahaha!!!

by Telephony January 15, 2017

Bung Mouth

Rancid bad breath. An orally residing demonic entity rooted in halitosis. A condition whereby your stank ass mouth and your vile ripe ass smell the same.

Dude go use some mouthwash now. You got fucking bung mouth.

by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017

Rag Mouse

a black mouse that wears a miniature white robe that is incrusted with diamonds. They are also seen riding miniature motorcycles from time to time.

My mouse is almost always... a rag mouse.

by Trump Co. February 26, 2019