Junk mailbox

A system that emails use to divert annoying ad-spam/hide incredibly important emails, and then lie about having the latter.

Goddamn Junk mailbox made me miss the meeting I was emailed about.

by ithinkiamnewhere November 7, 2012

junk

See penis...

Relax man,I've seen your junk before -Amethyst(Steven Universe Episode"Maximum Capacity")

by 74M3NUMB3RS October 19, 2019

Junk Mail

Obscure sexual act in which a mailbox slot is used as a glory hole

John: "Dude, i totally did a Junk Mail on Mary's house!"
Matt: "Haha that's a sick prank!"

by PolarTheBear April 20, 2011

Junk puppet

A name given to an individual who will like a puppet can be controlled by drugs or money to jump on anyone's junk.

The 49th man in line spat on the junk puppets gaping arse!

by P4n1k November 20, 2019

punch out a chunk of rump junk

To do a shit.

Jayden ran to the ceramic throne to punch out a chunk of rump junk.

by Zonal K October 3, 2019

junking

when you hit a friend in the junk to see him double over and cuss at you.

lets play paint ball but no junking.

by jj-thenut March 4, 2020

Junk Bunny

In reference to someone who is annoying, whiney, or complains constantly.

I cant stand to be in the same room as you, your such a junk bunny!

by the unjunk bunny January 1, 2012