Kissing the Floor 

When a girl continues to be useless and sits on the floor with her labia lips giving the ground a wet kiss.

...and there Kaylie was, just sitting on her muff, kissing the floor.

Kissing the Floor by Mr. Heybails91 February 21, 2011

7th floor

-the looney bin
-crazy farm
-nut house
-psyciatric ward

My dad downed a whole bottle of asprin so his friends took him to the 7th floor for suicide watch.

7th floor by Dallas the Sallad man January 19, 2009

Barn-Floor Weed 

Shitty ass weed. Could just be terrible weed or maybe it's just oregano.

Yeah it was pretty funny, i sold Jim some shitty barn-floor weed.

Barn-Floor Weed by Dante P October 17, 2005

laugh at the floor 

To vomit loudly and/or violently.

Tom got so sick that we heard him laugh at the floor in the other room.

laugh at the floor by Unidyne March 11, 2005

Dance Floor Splatters

When upon hitting the dance floor one feels the onset of a violent, uncontrollable bout of diarrhea that demands immediate expulsion from one's bowels.

I made the mistake of eating a crunch wrap supreme before hitting the club last night. As soon as I got on the floor with my date I got the dance floor splatters. Talk about a shitty first date!

Dance Floor Splatters by Bowel Problems Bandit May 10, 2009

Second Floor Porch 

The sexual act where a male protagonist is engaging in sexual congress “doggystyle” and pulls out long enough for the female (or male) recipient to defecate on the phalis.

We were having a great time, with him giving it to me from behind, so I gave him a second floor porch.

Second Floor Porch by Bill Brewster February 13, 2019

11th Floor

Look up eleventh floor instead of 11th. 11th floor is close to the Penthouse keep leveling up!

11th by Nina Macc, Some can't make it to the front door. 11th floor is a Sexy odd number just like 69.

11th Floor by Dimples MamA Kitty MOMRiDaZ May 4, 2020