Foster

the hottest guy in the world. period.

girl: foster why are you so hot?
Foster: because im hot

by EXDA March 26, 2019

FOSTER

A Foster is a sweet guy with a funny personality and doesn’t mind being the center of attention. Foster is smooth with the girls but altho dating a lot of girls he has never found the right one.

Omg Is that foster
Yeah he’s so hot
He’s a hoe

by Kinda Trash June 19, 2019

Fustercluck

Fustercluck is a word you use to describe someone that induces headaches. They are so ruthlessly stupid that they infect you with their sheer stupidity hence why you fuck up the word cluster fuck.

Fuck me. MARTIN! you are such a fustercluck I can't even... Just fuck off Martin.

by Renifer August 17, 2019

Fasterbate

When someone knocks on the bathroom door thinking you are taking a shit when you are jacking off instead. You hurry up because you know they are waiting to use the bathroom.

Stupid fucking asshold kept jiggling the door handle when I was using the bathroom. I had to Fasterbate and finish thanks to that cocksucker.

by xanadude313 September 7, 2019

Foster hoe

A guy that cant keep a job and falls madly in love with every woman he meets because he needs a place to live

Tom just got fired from the Walmart tire center and his old lady dumped him because he's lost two jobs and now hes back out being a foster hoe.

by Who's ya daddy bitch September 14, 2019

Foster Farm

A place where foster children are used only for that sweet sweet government money

“Why’d you move here?”

“Im in that foster farm on 3rd”

by JankyBoi September 16, 2019

Foster

Such a madlad. Is great at any video game he is handed. I’m total, fosters are great people

Is that foster being nice, oh of course it is

by iamnamedfoster October 9, 2019