Fart wipe 

The wiping of your A-hole after a soppy, wet fart.

Sometimes when going to the toilet for, what you think is going to be a shit; you end up just doing a wet fart. A quick wipe would leave traces of shit on the toilet paper.
This would be a fart wipe.

"hey, you didn't flush everything from that shit you just had!'
"I didn't take a dump, it was just a fart wipe

Or

"mate, I've just done a really wet fart and think it might skid my pants"

"here, borrow a tissue and have a fart wipe"

Fart wipe by Beach slick November 3, 2009

Fart boy 

Someone who is typically skinny, who wears Hawaiian t-shirts and JNCO jeans. They must also have a mullet.

Wow, did you see that fart boy? Yeah, he looks so stylish

Fart boy by Dr_yote March 31, 2021

Fart Pipe 

An oversized, noisy, performance-robbing (that's right, Ricer !) muffler found on otherwise stock import vehicles.

See Fart Can, shithead

I just put a Greddy exhaust and an AEM intake an my Geo is Flyin, dog!

Fart Pipe by DoctorThrottle April 26, 2004

fart can 

Also known a fart cannon, a fart can is a resonator attached to the exhaust pipe of a car (typically found on older, grocery-getter hatchbacks) intended to give a high performance exhaust note. However, the sound is almost always best described as a loud, annoying fart (MmmmmmBAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMM, repeated with use of the throttle). Also, the exhaust does nothing for performance. The usual person who buys such a useless item is a ricer (synonymous with idiot). You will never, EVER see these on the car of a tuner or a true car enthusiast, as the money that would have been used to buy a fart can, would instead be set aside for actual performance modifications, as per the former and the latter, or set towards a better car, as per the latter

Ricer: Checkit my sweet exhaust, yo! Sound sooo sweet!

Intelligent person: That's just a fart can. All it is, is annoying.

Ricer: Shut up, man! I know more about deez cars and what to do wid 'em than you could dream, yo!

Intelligent person: You are a waste of oxygen. please go find a fire and die in it.

fart can by amtgman May 3, 2008

fart porn 

Fart porn is basically one person farting while the other one smells the fart. You get to see what an asshole looks like as you are farting, which makes fart porn very educational as well as pleasing to the eyes.

Gary - Dude, you have to check out this fart porn...people fart, then smell it and they actually enjoy it!

Bruce - You are one sick fuck.

fart porn by Z. Kyle January 22, 2008

fart gamble 

the risky decision to fart when there is a small chance the fart may turn into something more.

Shane took a real fart gamble when he passed gas at work the other day. The outcome couldn't of turned out any worse as the fart turned into fart lava.

fart gamble by bigsmooth45 October 20, 2010

fart grease

Fart grease – The sticky, foul smelling substance that builds up in the crack of your ass. It’s made up of a concoction of feces, sweat, smegma and lint..

My roommate is so nasty. He picks his ass, waits a few seconds and looks to see if anyone is around, then sniffs the fart grease on his fingers.

fart grease by Trav October 1, 2004