Failcore

an exclaimation that brings attention to a failure by a friend or aquaintance that was/is so ridiculous the blunder will become legend amongst your circle of friends.

Caveman: "Hey Andrew, remember when Pockets (insert horribly mediocre failure at a menial task)?"

Andrew: "Pockets! Failcore!"

by Social_Pariah February 26, 2007

failed orgasm

A failed orgasm is an orgasm a guy has when he's being jacked off by his cadet roomie and about to cum, and his buddy thumps his nuts and the cum just dribbles out of his dick.

Ahh shit! BJ was jacking me off, and then he gave me a failed orgasm!

by USAF Cadet October 15, 2020

Definition Fail

When you try to define a term given in a rhetorical question only to make an ass of yourself by not only answering the rhetorical question but giving a stupidly hilarious answer or definition.

Judge Judy: It's as simple as that. This is not rocket science. What is rocket science?
Dumb Blonde: Rocket science is when the scientist find out things about space.
Judge Judy, crowd, and television audience: snicker, laugh
Dumb Blonde: I think. (embarrassed)
Television watcher: epic definition fail
Judge Judy's inner monologue: what a dumb ass

by dr. daniel jackson August 19, 2009

failcup

Used in online games meaning Failur

Wow you just wiped the entire group u f***ing FAILCUP!

by the pwnzorz March 18, 2008

Fail Farmer

It means "farming your own fail".

A farmer grows his own food, therefore a fail farmer grows his own fail, meaning he makes a lot of fails upon themselves.

To be called a fail farmer is an insult.

Example 1:
Guy 1: "Wow those guys over there are trying to act all cool."
Guy 2: "Wow, what a bunch of fail farmers."

Example 2:
Guy 1: "Wow these school computers keep shutting down"
Guy 2: "That's because they're a bunch of fail farmers"

Example 3:
Guy 1: "Lol, look at that fail farmer over there"
Guy 2: "Epic fail, he just fell on his face"

by Ghetto Blaster and Baby Eater April 25, 2009

Fail Flash

When a female tries to flash someone a part of her body, but fails epically in the process.

"Anna tried to flash some guy she saw on Mill Avenue, but got tangled up in her shirt and tripped over a homeless man."
"--That is what I call a fail flash!"

by tweetlesann June 16, 2009

Fail Fuel

Used to describe the fuel powering any failed attempt, action, or result.

After a terrible attempt to score a basketball shot:
"Way to use fail fuel on that one."

by stupidcakes June 19, 2009