Dildo Merchant

1.) A person who sells Dildos or other sex toys for a living.

2.) An insult used by kids with special needs.

'Dude shut up your dad's a dildo merchant'

by Cow1337Killr March 21, 2010

dildocam

A small, poor quality camera. Often the mega-pixels are at highest, a 3. Photos are often grainy, blurry, and cannot focus on an object.

Oh hai, I love photography and I plan on going to an art institute to show off the skills I have. Do you think pictures I take with my dildocam will make it? They're blurry but I managed to sharpen them on my illegal copy of photoshop.

by ashleymalicious July 6, 2010

dildo stomp

when a kinky person bends over raising their ass in the air and their partner inserts a dildo into the asshole and then stomps said dildo penetrating deep and into the ass.

i told that honkey to bite the pillow so i could dildo stomp dat bitch.

by frankenshit August 11, 2010

Dildump

When a girl is taking a dump while using a dildo to masturbate at the same time: A female variation on the blumpkin

While Steph was in the bathroom, she felt a little horny so she grabbed her dildo that she kept conveniently under the sink, and while dropping the cosby kids off at the public pool she had a WICKED dildump.

by PulseBlind April 1, 2011

dildo shot

A dildo shot is a photo taken with a selfie stick.

Did you see Jessica's photo on facebook? she took her own dildo shot with her new selfie stick

by suitcase June 17, 2015

dildo baby

When a gay guy ejaculate on a dildo and then a woman uses it. Then the baby will be called a dildo baby

Mom: "Son, I'm sorry to tell you, but you are a dildo baby."

Son:"Nooo!!!"

by GG_DJ_Trump August 27, 2016

DilDad

A DilDad is a Dildo which has been shaped by the users father. Particularly women with Daddy issues

So I've bought myself a dildad to resist the urge to actually have sex with my father. At least I know how he feels inside of me without the incest

by Alright Aree? April 16, 2017