phantom dick

The lingering feeling of vaginal penetration a woman may experience after sex with a man. Often occurs after a man with a large penis and a woman with a tight vagina have sex.

After Jason boned me this morning, I had phantom dick for the rest of the day! I swear I could still feel him inside me!

by The Phantom Penis December 7, 2010

Dolphin Dick

Descriptive term describing an abnormally "arched" or "curved" male penis.

Jennifer - "Hey I heard you hookup with Jim last night.... how was it?"
Amy - "It was different. He has a serious dolphin dick"

by dboogie9 April 1, 2015

Dick Figures

A flash cartoon on YouTube created by Ed Skudder and Zack Keller. The distributor is Mondo Media, the creator of Happy Tree Friends. The series is about two stick figures named Red and Blue.

Did you see the new Dick Figures episode? It was hilarious!

by LizzieBabes419 April 4, 2011

Dick cheese

Stuff in your dick that you get when you don't wash it

If you have it then you may experience permanent virginity

Person 1: ewww he has dick cheese, he's never getting laid

by Codsod January 2, 2019

Dick Tetris

When you first wake up with morning wood and need some effort to get comfortable in your jeans.

Dude: I've been playing way more dick tetris than usual lately.

by Whe;an June 10, 2009

Dick Vegan

Literally just lesbians and straight guys. People who don’t consume dick or anything that is produced by a dick, whether it be cum, piss or blood. There is no exception! You can’t cut any corners, once someone does they can no longer be considered or consider themselves as a dick vegan.

Stephanie: Jack, do you want to have a three way?

Jack: Only if they’re two girls because I’m a dick vegan.

Stephanie: Fine!

by 5wampDaddy September 29, 2018

Inbred Dickwad

The horrendously offensive insult screamed at you by the cops in GTA Online

"Inbred dickwad"

by Scrawny Nag June 15, 2020