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Christmas dump 

A Christmas dump is such a universally experienced phenomenon when one enormously relieves themselves after the holiday season, having eaten all the good food.
This term can be used for other holidays as well, ie. Thanksgiving dump or just simply Holiday dump.
Oh, man I just had my Christmas dump, it was crazy!
I’m glad we are finally home, I have to do a Thanksgiving dump.
Christmas dump by StevensSon January 26, 2023

Schroedinger's Dump 

That horrible feeling before leaving for work or at work when one exists in a state of needing to shit and not wanting to shit, whose outcome is determined by the observer of the phenomenon.
I really needed to leave for work, but I had a bad case of Schroedinger's Dump going on.
Schroedinger's Dump by WageslaveZ January 20, 2018

Drop the cum dump 

Drop the cum dump means jerking off or masturbating, and yeah... i don't think it's a better way to say you want to jerk off today either, but still...
Ay bro, imma drop the cum dump in 30 minutes, i'll be back alright?

- yea gotchu bro but hurry up

im_taking_a_huge_dump3 

kcsfineyounglady’s husband
Oh, you follow im_taking_a_huge_dump3?
You must get all the females huh.

90’s Dump 

This is when you take a good old fashion dump on the toilet without your smart phone for reading.
Hey Jim my phones dead and I gotta poo, guess I’ll just take a 90’s dump real quick I guess.
90’s Dump by Isaac8ohm September 21, 2021

Dumbshit Nazi-Fuck 

A person who likes to bother people with aggression and passion so deep, it makes you want to drop a nuclear bomb on their ass.
Steve: Fuck! i hate that nigga
Leno:Its OK man, forget that Dumbshit Nazi-fuck.
Dumbshit Nazi-Fuck by Harukisan December 20, 2008