Cabbage

Marijuana/weed

I was getting baked from smoking cabbage

by TitmouseM February 16, 2024

Cabbage Pony

That idiot you work with, their only job is to get stuff for you, or just carry things from one place to another mindlessly. That is all they can really do.

Get that Josh Butler to carry that crap, he’s the cabbage pony.

by Meat missile February 22, 2024

Cabbage

Slang for a person who is all talk/makes empty threats.

"Man'll turn cabbage if I bust that wap (shoot a gun)"

by bonnieiscool March 4, 2024

Cabbage

Someone who is very very ass

Dang your straight cabbage

by Massa2001 November 24, 2024

Cabbage

Meaning going to blow your mind or break your world etc

Dude you'll never believe what i did last night, im gonna break your cabbage

by jamaljones6783 January 24, 2026

cabbage

a fucking dolt

Person A: Yo, that guy is a fucking cabbage!
Person B: Yeah, I agree.
That guy: durrr

by FascinatedCheese January 27, 2026

cabbage

1) Not to be confused with the vegetable of the same name; an expression of dismay, alarm, shock, or some negative emotion.

2) Could also be used shorthand for the insult "cabbage head".

"Aw, cabbage...I left my phone charger at home!"

"Some cabbage tried to fight me today on campus. Good thing I taught them a thing or two."

by Seekertionary March 4, 2025