r u 4 sexes chat

All deh kewl ppl r dewin it! Lawl.

R u 4 sexes chat? Cuz deh crab alien iz gon nip yo ass if u pass up his sexes chat!

by Insomnia man December 15, 2008

chat

something thats shit

fuck that burger was chat

that looks chat

by nukeone December 21, 2007

chat room

A chat room is a virtual room where people can communicate in real time while on the Internet. Users type their messages with a keyboard and the entered text will appear on the monitor, along with the text of the other chat room visitors.

I talked to Jak in the chat room yesterday and he sounded mad.

by Jak Dude May 6, 2005

Chat Gopher

When a person goes online periodically using a chat program to check who's online, usually ignoring friends of the same sex while at the same time annoying the heck out of every poor sod on the Gopher's contact list (because of the annoying log-on alert window). This can also be used for the purpose of seeking attention of people in the Gopher's contact list that are online.

This is akin to the gopher on the 1980's movie "Caddy Shack" sticking its head out of the ground to scope out the world.

Tony "Chat Gophered" last night to see if any chicks he liked were online...

by A. Innes and T. Phung September 1, 2005

chatbot

A bot that uses a standard series of responses to what you type. Invented by nerds so they can chat to an 'imaginary friend'. Also used to keeped someone on MSN busy (if you don't like talking to them).

Chatbots are quite boring, unless they respond to or suggest sexual talk.

by Skyboy September 22, 2005

faux chateau

An overly pretentious, historically inaccurate suburban tract house that co-opts 17c Provencal (French) architectural detailing in order to project an "old world" image and, ostensibly, the cachet and wealth that comes with such an image. Usually fails miserably when two or more houses are placed within 5 feet of one another, often being incompatible styles altogether.

"Wow, that turret next to the 4-car garage really adds curb appeal to your faux chateau, monsieur!" /sarc

"What?! A faux chateau next to an English tudor? Did you know countries fight wars over things like this?!"

by Emerson Biggins July 7, 2006

Cheating

Creativly solving a problem in your favor

Simple math test... get caught "cheating" just say "Its not cheating its creative problem solving"

by Anonymous August 20, 2003