Carter

Most of the time your not sure what he is thinking. He can be super sweet and attentive and then all the sudden he's liking every slutty girl on Facebooks picture. Everyone you know thinks he's an ass. But, you believe his is misunderstood. He's not really sure what he wants and kind of makes everyone around him feel the same way. But, regardless he has great taste in music and has very cute features. He is very driven and dedicated to everything he does and participates on. He also can be the only person on your mind if he says the right thing. He is a typical boy.

What is making you smile like that? Oh nothing just Carter.

by misunderstoodgirl11 August 7, 2012

cartel

1.) Spanish for poster.
2.) The Cartel Drug Lords are drug lords who are based in South America. They will kill you if you fuck with them.

1.) el cartel
2.) OH SHIT!!!!! OH SHIT!!!!!!!!! THE CARTEL BE COMIN 4 ME!!!! OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!! OH SHIT!!!!!!!

by billyjoebob November 14, 2004

Eric Cartmen

The Fat Ass Of South Park. He is Funny and the best person on the show. Cartmen is extremly offensive to jews and black people. Cartmens Mom is also a hoe.

Kyle: Hey Cartmen Can I Have Some Candy?
Cartmen: Lets See hmm Nope Im Sorry Kyle I don't Have Any Jew Candy
Kyle: Fuck You Fat Ass

Or

Cat: meeeooow
Cartmen: no kitty this is my pot pie
Cat: meooooowww
Cartmen: NO KITTY THIS IS MY POT PIE!!
Cartmen: Mooommm Kitty's bein a dildo.
Cartmen's Mom : well then i know a certain kitty-kitty thats sleeping with mommy tonight.
Cat: Meeooooooow?

by J- Fizzle June 26, 2005

Carter Beauford

The drummer, percussionist and 1/2 of the rhythm section for the Dave Matthews Band, known for his marathon solos, thundering, lightning quick beats, and drum tricks. The name is pronounced (bo-ferd) but is commonly mispronounced. Common considered one of the greatest drummers of the alternative rock era, he has done side projects with several bands and his influence resounds through the world and music industry.

"Carter Beauford on the drums! Carter Beauford on the drums! That's my good friend Carter Beauford right there on the drums!"

by Your Little Brother July 7, 2006

Carteret

A town located just off the 12th Exit of the Turnpike. Home to many fine establishments; IE Such's, Kelly's Pub, and Charlie's Angels. Commonly known for it's rich industrial commerce. However, has been made infamous by it's long standing reputation as a leader in drug distribution, sales, and consumption. Traditionally recognized for it's ability to produce crime, alien encounters, and football prowess.

If you come to Carteret and run your mouth, your bound to get Timberland up.

by Nick Conte October 4, 2005

Cartoon Network

An increasingly terrible network which introduced good shows, such as Dexter's Lab, and Samuri Jack, then overdid them. Now, Dexter's Lab is no longer funny. None of the newer versions of any of the cartoons are funny. The reruns still provoke laughter, but the new ones are just sad.

Despite it's lack of humor, Cartoon Network is better than Nickelodeon.

by Cricket June 19, 2004

cartman's mom

a.) someone who has sex with EVERYONE.

b.) eric cartmans mom from south park

a.) girl: i heard michelle had sex with tom last night!
guy: really?! i heard she did it with amy!
girl2: what a slag, i heard she fucked a plant!
guy: yeah i know, shes such a cartman's mom!

by southparklovah August 5, 2010