Definitions by southparklovah

cartman's mom 

a.) someone who has sex with EVERYONE.

b.) eric cartmans mom from south park

a.) girl: i heard michelle had sex with tom last night!
guy: really?! i heard she did it with amy!
girl2: what a slag, i heard she fucked a plant!
guy: yeah i know, shes such a cartman's mom!

cartman's mom by southparklovah August 5, 2010