Boobs

Propaganda tool used by women to seduce men into doing anything they want. The bigger they are, they more powerful they are. However, this rule can be avoided in Asian women, because usually they are just hot in general, and therefore do not require a large set of boobs.

MY BOOBS CONTROL YOU!

Must....resist.....too.....round......

by TheOtherSnake February 3, 2012

Buddha Boobs

A type of gynecomastia.

Saggy, full, outward-pointing boobs with a fold of skin between them, stretched horizontally over the sternum above a high, protruding belly. They resemble the boobs found on mass-produced Chinese Buddha statues.

Dude's got Buddha boobs! He needs to put a shirt on!

by gladernie March 25, 2008

European Boobs

They're usually higher up. Perky

Me: I'm going to hang out with hot babe today
Dan: European boobs?
Me: You know it!

Dan: European boobs?
Me: You know it!

by harrison18 October 8, 2011

Taco Boobs

when you take home a girl for a one night stand, but you are drunk and very hungry and you get Jack In the Box tacos and you eat them while nailing her and the grease drips on her boobs.

"I took her back to my place after we ate a delicious dinner at Jack In the Box and I gave her taco boobs."

by supergirlreceptionist November 1, 2011

Boobshakalaka

The art of hitting a girl in the boob. Once done the person or persons will then shout "BOOBSHAKALAKA!!!", as that is tradition.

WARNING: the recipient will experience extreme pain (but you probably already knew that) lol

Bill: Dude here comes Jenny.

Dan: You gonna do it?

Bill: Duh
(Bill gives Jenny a boobshakalaka)

Bill: BOOBSHAKALAKA!!!!!

Jenny: You motherf*****g idiot...That hurt...Do it again.

by motherfudgingdinolady123 June 16, 2011

jockstrap boobs

tightly squeezed boobs to make them look bigger small boobs

ewww shes got jockstrap boobs

by tyler moe foe j December 29, 2008

jew boobs

the fucking best sexiest boobs a dyke or a straight man can have..

Damn, Rebecca have such a jew boobs!!

by RakeltheJewAdmirer May 3, 2009