British Ma

1. The mother of British. (see British)

2. An imaginary figure that is theoretically capable of representing any person, place, thing, idea or dimension.

3.A nullifying response to any direct question asked that quickly deflects any awkwardness experienced from the initial question.

GuyI saw you parked down the lane with another man in the car and you were both in the back seat. Who was it that you were with?

Girl: British Ma
Both: *Laughter*

by IguanaChoonez May 30, 2011

British Jackson

A 69 under water usually in a pool, the longer you stay under water the better.

1st guy:"Jack did a British Jackson with Ellen."
2nd guy:"Oh really, for how long?"
1st guy:"56 seconds."
2nd guy:"Wow!"

by funkypimp June 7, 2011

British Super Bowl

Watching the Super Bowl in the UK. Typically followed by tiredness (it goes on until 4 AM) and a rare occassion of an advert on The BBC

Lad 1: Why you so tired Lad 2?
Lad 2: British Super Bowl!
Lad 1: Thats why I don't like American Football.

by The Guy76667 February 4, 2013

British Brew

When British lovers brew their favorite tea and use it as lubricant for handjobs, sex, etc.

- How'd sex go with that British girl you met?

- Bro she taught me how to British Brew, and it was nasty. They sure do live their tea.

by The_Tru_Baller May 20, 2015

British Monty Carlo

-A British vacation where you go somewhere in South America and end up being used as a drug mule on the way home.

-When Carlos sends for British citizens to transfer illicit substances back to the United Kingdom.

We were so excited to go to South America for the summer but were afraid our dream getaway would turn into a British Monty Carlo.

by Intellectual Property Owner August 24, 2016

British Grinder

When the person giving the blowjob slowly grinds their teeth down on the penis.

Oh my god Stacy gave me a British Grinder last night now my penis hurts

by ThatOneSandwich July 20, 2016

British Fruit Pie

A sexual act in which the testicles are placed in a colander and rubbed, then a plastic bag is placed over them, whilst five loaves of sourdough bread are rubbed around the girl's clit.

Brandon: oh god, we had a British Fruit Pie last night. It was great

Jennifer: I wish my guy would do stuff like that for me!

by Jennifer Marquez June 28, 2016