Board the U.S.S. Maine

A person or event that is acting or becoming weird in an inappropriate setting.

Marc definitely was on board the U.S.S. Maine when he went to the networking event wearing a clown suit.

by RememberTheME June 1, 2011

boardskate

WHAT COOL PEOPLE RIDE.

I DOES THE BOARDSKATE

by KRAZYM8 January 6, 2015

board whore

A member of the Board of a company that does not look out for the shareholders interest.

John was a board whore when he voted for the merger, knowing it would enrich him but stiff the average investor.

by Angry Stockholder November 24, 2015

Strategy Board

Group of coworkers/carpoolers that, while subordinate in rank to just about every other person in a company, knows exactly how the company should be run, who's incompetent, lazy or genius, who should be fired, etc. Highly sensitive to fairness, tardiness, language. If only the powers that be would consult them, the company would flourish. . .

Cuber A: Aye, how's it going?

Cuber B: Psssh, pretty good weekend, couldn't complain. Then, of course, had to endure a strategy board meeting the whole way in.

Cuber A: Get a car, man.

by CuberB January 17, 2010

song-boarding

Where a song is repeatedly played in a secluded room to drive someone nuts and confess. From water boarding.

When glueing him to his seat with chewing gum failed, we tried song-boarding him - his favourite Neil song. Within ten mins he went like, Ok, Ok, I'll tell you where I put the Doritos.

by vivauganda January 21, 2011

cleaning the floor boards

To eat a shaved pussy

to eat a shaved or clean pussy for example I was cleaning the floor boards last night

by Dawson420swagswagblazinheheh January 9, 2015

ghetto boarder

1) a word derived from dark skinned people who enjoy rap and enjoy skateboarding but do not want to be called skateboarders because of so many punk gay skaters that give them a bad name. they are therefore called ghetto boarders.

1)gay punk: "dude are u a skater" ghetto boarder: "nah man im not gay, but i do ghetto board." *punches punk in the head*

by Kurt O'Brien May 13, 2005