Max Walker

Number 1 Battyman, shit at tennis and my grandads got a healthier back than him. He smell of moisturiser from over wanking and his willy is bruised. Clapped and single

You're such a "Max Walker"

by Fxxrisy January 30, 2020

Max Fail

The most amount of fail anyone person can ever attain. More then an epic fail a situation where absolutely everybody and everything about the story fails.

1. A women called the cops after theives unsucessfully stole her marijuana. Which when the cops showed up she was in posession of and arrested. Also the theives showed up, demanded the pot and simply fled after the women said no.
Basically MAX FAIL, everyone loses.

2. Getting headshotted in a video game and then being headshotted in real life immediately after.

by Cheesybacon101 October 15, 2009

max chostner

single handedly revolutionized the game of basketball with his overwhelming amount of time on the court and his offensive and defensive prowess are unmatched. GREATEST BASKETBALL PLAYER EVER, also everything he touches turns into a....swish, HOLLA

oh shit peep thhat mad sauce that max chostner is pouring into the net.

by anonymous April 23, 2004

Max Weinberg

1)one of the coolest drummers ever, for the Max weinberg 7

Max Weinberg plays very well

by Stephanie April 13, 2004

tucker max

The author of I Hope they serve beer in Hell and of tuckermax.com, both of on which he posts stories of hooking up with women and drunken adventures which he claims are true. However, his website is heavily censored, a mere mention of the O&A interview in which they tore apart his stories (hosted on youtube for the public to see) will get you IP banned from the site's message board. The man is out to make money and get girls, which is respectable, but as he makes a point of calling out posers, it becomes obvious what a hypocrite he really is. (Also, see the talk page on wikipedia in which his girlfriend tells about his double life and what an act it all is). The sad truth is, he's just a pretender with entirely too many STDs.

Tucker Max's Abinsthe Doughnut story was called out in the O&A interview, on the grounds that there never was a police report, making the entire story false. He changed his story into it being a subway, but the fact remains, the majority of his stories are BS.

by TuckerMaxisFake October 5, 2006

Max fennel

A big black kid with a 12 in dick and a 16 incher when he is hard

ROb said MAx's dick looks like a black annaconda

by Ty November 17, 2004

max 300

A song from Konami's Dance Dance Revolution series only available on 6th mix and up. It features unbelievable requirements of speed, stamina, and coordination to merely pass with a grade of D. It's voltage and stream are (literally) off the charts. And the feeling that the song gives you can be summed up with the main theme of the background, painful spiked metal balls, as if they're digging into your ankles and legs.

"Jeff..........why are you so happy?"
"I PASSED MAX 300"
"........WTF?!? HOW?!??!?!?!!!????"

by Jeff Gentile (got a B on MAX 300) October 8, 2003