trail one off

to get up from one's chair and walk around with the express purpose of letting a fart rip. This has a few benefits; (1) the smell cannot be easily attributed to the emitter (2) the smell will distribute across a wider area, and dissipate more quickly (3) one's own work area will not become a miasma of the stench of one's own arse (4) it could even be coupled with a quick trip to The Gent's for a hasty kiss from Neptune herself.

I had Jalapeño's in my sandwiches for lunch; time to trail one off before the fog gets too thick

by Clackervalve March 29, 2022

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jerk off in someone

Basically sex.

Person 1: What did you do in the room?
Person 2: Jerk off in someone.

by Eggg1031 April 02, 2024

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gone off onion smell

A pungent moldy smell.

The gone off onion smell tasted super pungent.

by Debskelly1985 May 11, 2023

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Glitchin’ off

To temporarily daze or drift from the conversation subject.

I started GLITCHIN’ OFF during the boring class I was in today.

by Major Thomas February 27, 2018

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Alabama-Oreo-Dance-Off

The Alabama-Oreo-Dance-Off is a special event where partners stuff a sleeve of limited edition Coke Oreos inside their anus. The partners line dance until the tingling sensation of the coke cream filling prevents them from dancing, and seeps out onto the dance floor.

We would have won the Alabama-oreo-dance-off, but Billy-Ray's cream got onto the floor, causing us to fall and release our cream.

by Salamski September 13, 2024

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