x box

A large square box made up of mostly spare computer parts (to add weight). It offers little or no gameplay.

Good xbox game shelf contains Halo, Downsized version of Splinter Cell. Bad xbox game shelf contains everything else.

by _[^]_ September 10, 2003

Shit-Box (X-Box)

A piece of shit console.

Gamecube rules XBox' ass!

by Lieutenant Tarpit July 11, 2004

X-Box 360

The inferior gaming console of the PS3. Quite possibly the most worthless piece of shit ever to be brought into existence. Unless your a Halo 3 fan/fat fuck who lives in mother's basement and wastes his life spending countless hours playing online Halo 3. In other words spend some fucking money people.

PS3 fan:" I went out and purchased a PS3 it totally fucking rocks"
X-Box 360 fan:"awww my Shit-Box 360 froze again.. I think Im just gonna trash this piece of shit and buy a PS3"
PS3 fan:"Good choice"

by D-Lux November 14, 2007

x box

1. A videogame system that is incredibly overpriced, makes mostly crappy games, and features a freakishly large controller.
2. The Devil or Satan.

1. Dude! Don't buy that crap x box yo!
2. Check this out man! I just joined a cult where we worship the x box.

by booshmaster April 25, 2003

x-box

Toyota's little carboard box on wheels the Scion XB.

I can't feel my genitals anymore from being stuck in your X-box all day...

by Art Intel January 20, 2006

x box

1. An oversized piece of crap that can be compared to oversized/huge buildings and objects.

2. A huge console that is only good for 2 games...halo and fable

3. Console that wouldent exist and would have made Bill Gates bankrupt if halo werent made for the console.

4. Wtf is this ?

Person 1: wow thats a big turd!

Person 2: omg your right thats the biggest x box ive ever seen!!

by Sergio April 5, 2005

xboxen

Erroneous and foolish use of a German grammatical rule to pluralise "Xbox". Arises from the geek-chic use of language where they refer to multiples of Unix computers as "boxen" instead of the correct "boxes". This misappropriation conveniently ignores the fact that an Xbox is not a Unix machine at all, but rather a vastly overpriced, repackaged PC of moderate ability circa 2001.

There shouldn't be any examples of this word in use.

by J. R. Hartley November 11, 2004