wifey cut

The hair cut a woman gets after she is married. Usually involves cutting most of the length off in favor of a bob, pixie cut, or shorter hairstyle.

After she got married, Melissa couldn't help but go and get her hair chopped into a bob; a traditional wifey cut.

by pinkblondie22 January 8, 2019

Wifey

A women who will suck your dick under the table at your parents house during thanksgiving dinner.

“Yooo she my wifey.”
“How do you know?”

“She fucking sucked me off at my dads funeral.”
“Damn bro keep her.”

by Mynameisfuckingcharlie January 10, 2019

wire

the weird thing that some people have on their airpods

kid: mommy, why does this man has wires on his airpods

mother: oh its nothing dont bother with that
mother in her head: i knew we shouldnt had moved in this neighbourhood

by bitch period February 15, 2019

wireless brain charger

charge ur brain wireless :)

i have a wireless brain charger

by dameem March 4, 2019

Wifey

My wifey Elise is the best in the world. Even though we’re not actually married and it’s just a joke, she’s still the fucking best.

You’re my wifey for lifey

by littlepotatobean April 5, 2019

wireplock

someone going with the flow because they’re too pussy to do shit themselves.
thinks whatever their friends think.
-wears birkenstock’s, lululemon, cabin socks, furry ass annoying sweaters
usually a group of cliquey, annoying girls

janette is a fucking wireplock holy shit she thought me and my girl went skinny dipping just because becca told her

by a10mar April 7, 2019

wire hell

Any of the various times you might try to do something, but something has to become tangled into a perfect knot or unplugged and coiled around something else as you do so.

Steve: "Hey man what too you so long? I already brought all the bags in from the car."
Bryan: "Sorry, I got stuck in wire hell, couldn't get off the couch without my earbuds getting wrapped around my leg and my laptop charger getting stuck in the couch when I tried getting up."

by Craig Chompson June 9, 2019