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hand sanitizer

Placing one's hand inside of a freshly douched pussy.
After I got home from work, I used my woman's hand sanitizer.
by Joefus' Roommate October 26, 2008
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spanish shower

To puke during sexual act, or vomit on somebody else's genitals with sexual pourposes.
Hey, girl, let's do a spanish shower? You puke on my chest while I jerk off.

Another example:
You throw up on my dick! Now lick it bitch!
by sblerghs March 10, 2003
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Jungle Spanish

jungle spanish (lower class, dirty spanish) is usually spoken by dominicans, puerto ricans, cholos (l.a. hispanics) and cubans. Jungle Spanish consisits of english and U.S. ghetto slang mixed with spanish.

it is looked down upon regular spanish speakers
"yo vato loco, whatchu be sayin about my jaina, ese!"; a great example of jungle spanish
by caliiiforniaaalooove October 6, 2010
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Spanish

The absolute worst language ever created, completely inferior to every other language and should never have been created. It is a chore to learn and when you speak it you sound like you have a hyperactive brain disorder. What makes this even worse is that 329 million people actually speak the language. German, English, and Russian are all more awesome and kick Spanish's ass. Even Mandarin Chinese and Icelandic, both EXTREMELY difficult languages, are more interesting to learn.
Spanish Loser: ¿Habla Espanol? (Do you speak Spanish?)

Awesome German Dude: Nein, Ich du nicht; Spanisch ist Pferd scheiß, und du bist ein dummkopf. (No, I do not; Spanish is horse shit, and you are an idiot.)
by AppleNerd August 29, 2009
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Spanish Inquisition

A term in Texas Hold Em' poker that refers to holding pocket 3's. The basis is that they aren't the lowest pockets, but are close enough that high betting with a 3 in the common cards will lead no one to believe you have trips. No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.
<Player 1> "Flush, Ace high!"
<Player 2> "Full house, 3's full of Jacks"
<Player 1> "Damn, I didn't think you had pocket 3's"
<Player 2> "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
by SaleenS7TT April 8, 2008
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spanix

The organ located where the stomach and large intestines meet. It enables food to transition smoothly between the two organs by removing the majority of stomach acid.
Yo, my spanix be crampin.
by Brady Yomamma April 18, 2008
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Spagit

A sarcastic put down. Can be used to describe somebody in a sarcastic, friendly way.

Something gooey or nasty. Ie, spaghetti.
*sarcastically* Get away from me, Spagit.

Hmm...I wonder what kinda Spagit is for lunch today.
by Snappy Stop May 5, 2009
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