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short rounds 

little chunks of poo, either human, dog, or otherwise.
Will said he'd be right back after squeezin' out some short rounds.
short rounds by troy lutz January 8, 2006

Short circuit 

A) When anything electronic with circuitry gets fried to a crisp because of energy overload.

B) When a battery head of a person ingests so much battery acid via mouth, nose, anus, dickhole or ear, that it literally fries his smartass head down to a couple tortured brain cells, giving him the IQ equivalent to a fucking grasshopper (usually hovers around 0.27 IQwith mental disorders usually come standard with 60 IQ), basically selling his soul, personality, and character to the drug gods. The mf will probably spend the rest of his life being fed by a damn robot pumping astronaut food through a tube that leads to his stomach, then considered a waste of human body parts and is better buried in the damn flowerbed better for plant nutrients.
“Dude Alex got short circuited after he tried snorting battery acid and muzzle-loading the shit in his dickhole. Now he dose t even know how to breathe.”

short shift

gaining unfair advantage in form of deception
"Fuck over"
"That dude tried to short shift me"
"I short shifted jimmy by telling his client i was him"
"I caught her out lying so i short shifted her with her best friend"
short shift by Cassar November 17, 2006

Short king 

Ideal height for men and women in Great Britain 2019
Published by Statista Research Department, Nov 26, 2021

According to a survey conducted by Ipsos, the perfect height for men, according to 22 percent of survey participants in Great Britain, was between 5 feet 10 inches to 6 feet 1 inch. As for women, 21 percent of respondents stated that the ideal height for a woman should be between 5 feet 5 inches and 5 feet 9 inches.
Characteristic Men Women
Less than 5' 1% 1%
5'1 to 5'4 2% 13%
5'5 to 5'9 8% 21%
5'10 to 6'1 22% 5%
6'2 or above 9% 0%
No opinion 58% 59
Statistics facts vs american ignorante of working class Who data that 6ft Is minimal valute or idiot like MMA Geoff .
5under 5ft 9 bad

5ft9 6ft1 Ideal

5ft11 or so value Ideal

Over 6ft3 too tall
Source statista
Published by Statista Research Department, Nov 26, 2021

According to survey results by Ipsos in Serbia, the height 5'5 to 5'9 feet is ranked as the perfect female height by the majority of respondents (67 percent). The ideal male height for almost half of respondents was in the range from 5 foot 10 inches to 6 foot one. The shortest height rated for males overall was 5 foot 5 inches
Also in Serbia Ideal Is 5ft11 or so not 6ft2 and minimal value Is 5ft 9, therefore short king and giraffe su@@@@ average Is Better, like Brad Pitt or George Clooney

Source statista
Mmea Geoff Who include 5ft 9 in s king Is ridicolous ahahah
Short king no
Short king by Sedorf1995 February 11, 2022

short king 

Mmea GeoffAmerican beggars who work at McDonald's that makes no difference between concept of average and short.

Range of average is between 5 ft 8.5 and 5 ft 10 therefore 5 ft 9 5 ft 10 is average

According to european's survey opinion ideal height is between 5 ft 10 and 6 ft 1 and 6 ft is not a minimal value
Height preferences are related to time and culture, however, differences remain for men and women. According to a survey conducted by Ipsos, the perfect height for men was higher than the ideal height for women.
According to 45 percent of surveyed participants in Belgium, men's ideal height was between 177 to 185 centimeters. As for women, 49 percent of respondents stated that the ideal height should be between 165 and 175 centimeters."
" New YouGov research into the subject of height finds that men and women both tend to think it's ideal to be slightly above average – but people are fairly open-minded."
3It's very easy for a people with 5ft9 or up appear like 5ft10 or 5ft11 with tailoring, widht structure, waist lines and others
On average, women say a romantic partner 5’3” or shorter is generally too short for comfort, while a partner 6’3” or taller is too tall, and the “ideal” height for a man is 5’11” source yougov
You must search on Google "statista ideal height Mnema Geoff short king
short king by Sedorf1995 January 21, 2022

Short king 

A short king is a man under 5’9 who is typically quite funny and charming, but doesn’t actually make it past 1st base. Girls like short kings because they laugh at him, not with him. These men also typically hang out with girls that are younger than them. Short kings, don’t drop your crown. You’ll make it someday.
Who is that guy? He’s such a cute little short king.