kill yo'self

a phrase used to tell somebody they're crazy after making an absurd comment.

basically it's something used to say "you must be out of your mind," or "you must be crazy."

"Demarcus, I know you gunna let me copy your homework"

"Kill yo'self"

by Lethal Intent September 17, 2005

self sex

A way to pleasure you're self in the most humane way possible. It's a way to finger yourself while masturbating. Or using items from a sex shop e.g. Dildo, to inject into yourself and exceed the maximum pleasure.

"Oh lord, I just had the best self sex last night"

by AlOPCQ1 December 30, 2013

Self fisting

To insert one's entire hand, (usually clenched), into one's rectal passage. Repetitive motion is then applied followed by a dose of Carex.

I was bored at work, sat on my hand and by accidet it slipped up my backside. Therefore i was self fisting, accidently mind you!!!

by SpaccaDayNightFever July 26, 2003

Bill Self

Head coach of the Kansas Jayhawks mens basketball team, hired in 2003 after Roy Williams left for UNC. Has also coached at Oral Roberts, Tulsa, and Illinois. Has led three different teams to the Elite Eight, and led the Jayhawks to the Final Four in 2008.

Bill Self's Jayhawks were the first to occasionally wear red uniforms since Larry Brown's 1988 national championship team.

by Moose909090909 April 5, 2008

Selfless Act

An act devoted to others' welfare or interests and not one's own. A self sacrificing act, that benefits others... performed by a truly selfless person. At a time when people need it most!

Person 1 - "My friends are living their lives too dangerously. Booze, drugs... Someone needs to show them it's not a sustainable lifestyle"

Person 2 - "What we need is a selfless act... They just need to see that you can die from living that lifestyle. Looks like it is up to me!"

(Person 2 has a near death experience after jumping off a balcony. person 2 survives with some lasting injuries. But due to that selfless act. His friends see the error in their ways, and change their lifestyles)

by onemanoneact February 24, 2010

self mutilation

Hurting yourself on purpose, such as cutting. For some people it's for attention, or the need to feel manipulative, but for most it's because of fdepression. It's a coping mechanism, It helps you deal with strong emotions.

Some people think cutting is suicidal, but it's not.

by ScreamSayonara January 31, 2005

self-pity

Self-pity is an icky liquid you swim around in when you blame the world for your problems.

People who wallow in self-pity usually go around in a bad mood, feeling sorry for themseleves, feeling they've been wronged some how. They only care about poor little them. They failed because of someone or something else. They don't own up to their own faults.

Darnell: If the teachers in my school would have payed me more attention and got the big bullies off my back, then I wouldn't have been full of self-pity, dropped out, robbed that store, killed 3 people including a child, and got into a police chase that lasted 4 hours and 23 minutes then became an on-foot pursuit through a backyard in the projects where I was tackled then sentenced to prison where I'm getting my ass slamed for 237 years and cleaning the toilet with a toothbrush for my cellmate named Deshawn who makes me pee sitting down.

Mom: k...Dad says hi.

by Baxton January 16, 2006